BADU AT SCHOOL . . .
TEACHER: BADU, why are you doing your maths multiplication on the floor ?? BADU: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: BADU, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong BADU: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: BADU, what is the chemical formula for water ??
BADU: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about ??
BADU: Yesterday you said it’s H to O. __________________________________
TEACHER: BADU, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
BADU: Me . . . !!!
TEACHER: BADU, why do you always get so dirty . . . ??
BADU: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are. _________________________________
TEACHER: BADU, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I. ‘
BADU: I is . . .
TEACHER: No, BADU . . . Always say, ‘I am.’
BADU: All right . . . ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, BADU, do you know why his father didn’t punish him ??
BADU: Because George still had the axe in his hand . . .
TEACHER: Now, BADU , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
BADU: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________
TEACHER: BADU , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s . . . Did you copy his . . . ??
BADU: No, sir. It’s the same dog.
TEACHER: BADU, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested . . . ??
BADU: A teacher . . . =D